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You May Now Buy an Octophant16 October 2007

Octophant Print

SORRY, SOLD OUT!

As noted above, I have a pile of approximately forty Octophant prints which are now for sale.

Item Details

  • Size: Approximately 12 inches by 18 inches
  • Colors: Three.
  • Print Registration: Iffy. It was my first print, after all. However, every millimeter the registration is off only increases the charm of the image.
  • Guarantee: This item will appreciate in value to be worth at least the paper it’s printed on in ten years time.
  • Price: Fifteen American dollars ($15) Twenty American dollars ($20). Shipping is included for addresses within God’s Own United States. I am willing to negotiate shipping for residents of the wider world, should it come to that. Paypal is preferred. If this is unacceptable contact me with your counteroffer.

The invisible hand of the market prevails.

[ 11/8/07 UPDATE: You may also buy a bear. ]

[ 11/30/07 UPDATE: Octophants have sold the hell out. I’m kind of amazed myself. Don’t forget, however, about the aforementioned Bear and also this squid. ]

[ 2/11/08 UPDATE: The Octophant Returns! ]