Please Help 13 June 2008
For the root of this issue, I am sure there is little to nothing you can do for me that wouldn’t closely mirror the end of “Old Yeller”.
I have gotten myself hooked and hooked bad on You Look Nice Today. Favrd was the pusher and @hotdogsladies was the gateway drug. But now I’m mainlining the hard stuff. My penchant for Jordan, Jesse, Go! was serious enough on its own. I know it’s bad for me, but I can’t give it up.
For the proximal issue, if you are a capable sound editing person, you maybe can help me.
I so very much want an iPhone ringtone consisting of the YLNT ukulele stinger music and also including one of John Hodgman’s non-sequiturs. Like:
[ Ukulele-ukulele-ukulele #beep# “Let’s have breakfast for dinner!” ]
Ok? If you, anonymous internetter, made me such a ringtone, there may be compensation in addition to gratitude. Just saying.
[ Update: Really? No one? Well, last time I ask you people for anything. ]
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