No Commercial Potential: If my life lasted only one day, I'd still be drunk by noon.

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No, Joe 12 May 2008

Look, when I was eleven I liked G.I. Joe — The toys large and small, the TV show, the lunchboxes, the comics you name it — as much as anyone reading this. But I can’t think of any possible way this movie won’t be completely asinine. (Sorry, Naz.)

Movie people: new ideas, please.