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Don't See ”The Happening“ 17 June 2008

Read this excellent review/summary instead and be glad you dodged the deadliest cinematic bullet of the year. And a lot of other years, apparently.

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  1. Nothing
  2. Twinning
  3. Prophecy Fulfilled
  4. 2009 Q1
  5. Replay
  6. How I Know Time Machines Exist
  7. Secret History
  8. Matched
  9. Freedom. Horrible freedom.
  10. 55 Remakes