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Attack Plan “R” Posted 14 December 2007 ·

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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

“Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.”

This is my favorite movie.

Previously
Subsequently

Recent Failures

  1. America, Approximately
  2. Cephaplopod Awareness Day
  3. Vermin
  4. Hardcore
  5. Dinosaurs
  6. Perched
  7. Steubette
  8. Hopper
  9. Wary
  10. Works